and furthermore it looked, though it could not be confirmed, to be
still attached to a human body, most likely also lifeless.
The leg was attired in what appeared to be a denim/jean
type fabric, and of the acid-washed variety, which was popular in
the late 1980's.
Also the leg had a foot still attached to the end
of it. The foot was attired in what appeared to be a shoe, Converse
All-Star variety, which has always been popular for God knows why,
they're ugly as sin and just stupid.
"Holy shit man," said Thurgood, "There was a dead
body in the back of that garbage truck!"
Harrington had found a pen and was furiously scribbling
the word 'Arizona' on a dirty old Burger King take-out bag. "What
state was it?"
"What? DEAD, man!"
"I mean what plate was the state from?"
"Who gives a fuck about the state? Hey,"
he said, "I'm gonna speed up and get a closer look at this."
Thurgood Motherfucking Schlitz took a sly look
into his rearview mirror, pretending he was in Pulp Fiction
or something, and then pinned the accelerator flat to the floor. But
the crappy little Justy did not respond well to this sudden bold maneuver.
It accelerated slightly for a few seconds as the engine sounded a
horrible pressurized hum, then slowed back down to about 55 mph as
the hum increased in intensity. Schlitz finally relented and withdrew
his foot from the pedal.
"Fuck this fucking piece of shit shitbox,"
Fair was intently writing the word "California"
on the BK bag.